i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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