i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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