so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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