I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
