it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize