Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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