i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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