Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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