did you get engaged???
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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