im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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