Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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