either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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