who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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