so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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