Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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