I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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