My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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