I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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