okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
