All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
a search helicopter?!
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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