He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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