Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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