i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
