CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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