She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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