This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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