dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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