Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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