Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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