dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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