i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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