Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
