Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Ladies don't puke and tell
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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