I'm so fucking centered right now
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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