I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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