it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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