What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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