I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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