$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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