I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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