ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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