For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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