so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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