Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The air taste purple.
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