How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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