You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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