boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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