Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can feel your judgement through the phone
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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