in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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