I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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