And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
50% drunk capacity currently
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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