He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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