I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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