Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
